The Gold Medal for Whafuq? Goes to.....

Another day, yet more images of the strangest shaped human beings on the planet. Having carried out the BBC "What Athlete Do You Resemble" (Answer: Hungarian wrestler. Male Hungarian wrestler. Joy) I can rest easy in the fact that while not reminding anyone, ever, or a gymnast/ volleyball player/ swimmer, at least all my limbs are in proportion to the rest of me.

Unlike some.....

Exhibit A - the man wearing what appears to be a couple of Warburtons Seeded Batch loafs in a pair of american tan tights is a sprint cyclist. His name is Robert Forstemann. He is German, and apparently has never owned a nice pair of slacks, ever.






On the other hand, this gentleman seems to be the result of a drunken encounter between a manta-ray and a holidaying Italian lady.

The thought of those legs on that body....shudder.