On a Lighter Note...

After my surprisingly sombre offering yesterday I feel some levity is needed.

Allow me to guide you through the wonderful world of

FRIDGE LOTTO!!!!

You don't need a game card to play - oh dear me, no. All you need is an upcoming holiday and a sense of adventure. Picture the scene...a kitchen, a calender counting down the days before you jet off to hotter climes, and fridge, getting dangerously low in the following ingredients...

Mouldy tart (snigger)

Cheese
Milk
Salad
Passata
Chicken
Potatoes
Butter

Or in fact, any items that you would normally use to create delicious and nutritious meals for you and your loving partner. Instead, the white cupboard of disappointment sports this...

Feta cheese
Smoothies (left over from the last time anyone under the age of 10 visited)
A box of sad, slightly sweaty mushrooms
The remnants of what was a lovely bunch of spring onions (now looks like a handful of weeds)
Suspicious leftovers in boxes
Some pate that Husband insists is fine, but which you can plainly see is wearing a wig

Prepare yourself for the trial of making at least four dinners with this rag-tag bundle of misfits. Thank heaven for take aways.