Let's Get Physical...

The clip-on human moustache strikes back.

Or more properly, let us watch the cream of the world's sporting talent running, jumping, swimming and riding while we sit aboard the good ship sofa, stuffing our pie-holes and breaking out into a sweat while reaching for the remote control.

Yes, Team GB are awfully good at sitting down sports, but they are seem to be more focussed on the sport than the sitting down. Apparently, you do have to move to qualify as a "sportsman" - pffft, overrated.

Having said that, if I could do half of what the gymnastics teams can do, I would never walk anywhere ever again; why walk, when you can perform a triple back somersault, land in the splits and do weird, Childcatcher-like "oh, what, this corner, oh, I always prance into corners when I see them, I'm just crazy like that".

God bless them, the bouncy, double-jointed, circus freaks. In times gone by you would have all be burned at the stake for being possessed by the devil - so hooray for 2012!