Monday, January 23, 2012

Vomited from Devil Himself...


Be afraid. Be very afraid.

In my quest to find a chilli sauce worthy of the name (give me none of your 5% chilli nonsense - I demand something that fries your nose hair before you even open the jar) I undertook to make some of my own. I consequently spent most of Saturday spluttering like a Occupy St Paul's protester after the riot rozzers got a little too handy with the pepper spray.

On the plus side, it smells bloody lovely, and Noodles and I agreed it tasted nice...in a sort of "would it be possible to dispense it by the atom?" sort of way. I shall experiment with scrambled eggs and come back to you.

Rumours about the demise of Sherlock Holmes continue unabated. Was he pushed? Did he jump? Was it Moriarty wearing a Sherlock mask?  The real mystery is why dear old Auntie Beeb only doles the episodes in little teeny lumps of three??? Now that is diabolical.

Mmmmmm. kilty
Finally, as Noodles birthday draws near - a selection of loveliness for her. Enjoy chum!
Mmmm. iron-manny
Mmmm. Brainy.

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