Elementary....

Sherlock - possibly being awesome.

In a world where stupidity is not so much embraced as encouraged, where a little learning is seen as a dangerous (not to say pointless) exercise and where celebrity is placed next to godliness as aspiration, may I take a moment to play a fanfare, hang out the bunting and bake a great big cake of hugs for Sherlock.

I would dearly like to visit his Mind Palace and hang out among all his huge, deep, incisive thoughts - he is a hero for the intellectually dispossessed of this age of banality.

We need Sherlock now more that ever before to stir us from our mind-numbing slumber and stir up all our grey cells - Spring is just around the corner, and we need to WAKE UP!!!!

For those of you (Noodles) who know how very hard it is for me to approach anything like awake before lunch, I'm sure you will appreciate how much I personally need Sherlock. With his coat and his hair and his weird eyes and his gigantic, super-massive brain!!!