Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin..

All hail the wonder of the International Beard and Moustache Championships!

You've got something on your chin...left a bit, right a bit...
oh heavens, just look in a mirror man.

In an era when stubble rules the face of our menfolk, let us take a moment to appreciate the effort this gentleman has put into what can only described as a piece of facial fuzz from the books of the Grimm Brothers - a magical beard, a wizardly chinwarmer, a mighty moustache...


What can you say? I would like to throw HulaHoops through the holes. I wonder if they are there to cut down wind resistance.....Oh My GOD!, do they make a noise if he runs really fast? 


Movember will seem pale and wan by comparison. I weep for ZZ Top.