Time is relative...

Old Woman Yells at Universe.....

And relatively speaking it is dragging slower than the stomach of an overweight sausage dog with three legs.

This always happens of course, no matter what the event you're looking forward to - Christmas, birthdays, high days and holidays - all of a sudden you reach the event horizon and time ceases to have any relevance at all. I swear, I have been at work for about 3 months today. I am getting older even as we speak (which is obvious really).

Oh well, whatever, nevermind. We'll be in New York on Monday and I cannot wait, however the vagaries of temporal physics mean I have to - CURSE YOU UNIVERSE AND ALL YOUR WONDERS!!!