Having watched a double bill of Michael Wood's History of England , and felt significantly closer to Tudor peasants than modern man, I fear I may be losing it.I have found out however that my horror of reality TV and celebrity is actually an evolutionary coping mechanism! A study has shown that watching what scientists call "non-educational factual drama/ documentaries" and what I prefer to refer to as "drivelling piles of cow-flop subtly married with the death of civilisation" can actually decrease your IQ in measurable amounts! Imagine the howling vacuum running between the ears of the cast of The Only Way is Essex......can this awesome power be harnessed? Never mind finding the Higgs Bosun - come on science, exploit the bellowing masses to provide power for great projects and experiments!! The light channel naysayers demand it of you!
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