Huh?
In the absence of any actual news, I give you - THINGS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND...
- Rihanna. I'm sorry, I just don't get it.
- X Factor, Pop Idol, So Think You Can Dance and so on and on and on. Also known as "Harbingers of the End of Days".
- Jordan/ Katie Price/ Eyelash Besmeared Princess of Meh - why?
- Celebrity as a serious career choice. In the old days there were stars. Now there are black holes.
- Jeggings. I fear for humanity.
- Twilight. Not the pleasant, soothing time of day, but the tweeny obsession. Hey, I know, lets make necrophilia, mental illness, cannibalism and Robert Pattinson popular. Thanks Hollywood, no really, you shouldn't have.
- George Lucas and The Incredible Meddle. Leave it alone you bearded freak. And on this note..
- Jar Jar Binks. No, I cannot leave it alone, and no, I will never forget.
I have no doubt that the list of things beyond me will grow as I get older (and more enfeebled in the noggin), of course, I shall keep the world posted. Somehow modernity makes me feel like poor old Batman.....
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