I have been too busy to conduct this inane conversation with an uncaring world, but Friday afternoon seems to be panning out to be quite quiet, so I seize the opportunity like a nettle!
Mr Handy has a yen for UFO's and I recently watched a documentary about a very peculiar incident that took place in Todmorden; about a dozen police-persons in various locations around the village saw strange lights in the sky - and all of them stuck to their story (even when faced with an "expert" who claims what they saw was a bus: see - the ding dings were needed).
Let's see if, as mere bottom feeders, we can tell the difference. Hmmmm (strokes chin)
Well, I expect that expert has a perfectly reasonable explanation for his frankly bizarre claim. Just like the second expert who stated that the lights PC Plod saw racing across the sky, and changing direction every half second, was a meteor.
Again, let's see. Hmmmmm (beats head against wall)
Well, I know that my taxes are being well spent by brainiacs, dweebs, wonks and eggheads. Bravo Science, Bravo!!
Mr Handy has a yen for UFO's and I recently watched a documentary about a very peculiar incident that took place in Todmorden; about a dozen police-persons in various locations around the village saw strange lights in the sky - and all of them stuck to their story (even when faced with an "expert" who claims what they saw was a bus: see - the ding dings were needed).
Let's see if, as mere bottom feeders, we can tell the difference. Hmmmm (strokes chin)
Well, I expect that expert has a perfectly reasonable explanation for his frankly bizarre claim. Just like the second expert who stated that the lights PC Plod saw racing across the sky, and changing direction every half second, was a meteor.
Again, let's see. Hmmmmm (beats head against wall)
Well, I know that my taxes are being well spent by brainiacs, dweebs, wonks and eggheads. Bravo Science, Bravo!!
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