I was right all along....

The more creepy old men get fingered by the pigs for being pervs, the more justified I feel in always being suspicious of them. My personal list of (possible) miscreants reads like the End of The Pier Show from Hell (or Blackpool as it is more usually known):

The Chuckle Brothers (oh the irony of that name)
The Krankies (for obvious, non-Shakespearean cross-dressing reasons)
Little and Large

The Shudder Brothers

Les Dennis
Keith Chegwin
Tony Hart
Morph, Chas, the Nailbrush and almost certainly Mr Bennett the Caretaker
Mike Reid
Peter Powell
Peter Purvis (too easy really)
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Peter out.......

It is probably easier to make a list of so-called celebs who categorically NOT child abusers. At this rate the list is both small and exclusive (and empty for the moment, however I would literally keel over if Ronnie Corbett was mentioned, not least because the average 8 year old could duff him up, then scarper).