After the fear of contracting a case of the Mitts, we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Reasons why:
Mitt Romney (as a Mormon) believes he has magic underpants from God that protect him from temptation.
Now I am the last person to prejudge a person on the strength of their religious beliefs; loving one another and generally being respectful seems to be the basis of most faiths. however....
UNDERPANTS? REALLY????
One part of me throws my hands up in despair and gives up. Another part of me would dearly like to see these magic pants, and wants to know if they come in a set of other special magic undergarments - anti-satanic socks maybe? Beelzebub battling bras? Who knows what cosmic struggle goes on in Mitt Romney's nether regions - no wonder the poor guy looks startled a lot of the time, a poorly placed pitchfork will do that.
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