Dear old Mr Handy has started to produce a bucket list on his blog. I have decided to do the same thing, however this is a bucket list of things I will never do, as they would make me sick. In a bucket.
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| Saves the embaressment of other "accidents" |
Eat brains. I'd rather starve, even if I were a zombie
Watch Coronation Street.
Watch Eastenders
Watch Simon Cowell
Watch ITV.
Go wing-walking, for a variety of reasons, primarily because no-one wants to see a shaved bear in a cowgirl outift flying along withe greatest of ease while shitting her considerable pants. No-one ever.
Try a Thousand Year Old Egg - chinese delicacy my eye, it's a rotten, green egg, and that's that.
Skydive (see above for pant related reasons)
Abseil (ditto)
Bungee Jump (and again)
Hold a spider, of any size or description. Too many eyes by 6, too many legs by 4. Nuff said
I'm sure the list will continue to expand, but for now I leave it at that. I would rather like to leave the house occassionally and not be confronted with a crowd of unmentionables (wing-walking spiders showering me with rotten eggs maybe - could happen.....)
